An ogre, in order to regain his swamp, travels along with an annoying donkey in order to bring a princess to a scheming lord, wishing himself King.
Shrek
Režija: Richard Kelly
Scenarij: Mike Myers
Dolžina: 90 min
Jezik: English
Scenarij: Mike Myers
Dolžina: 90 min
Jezik: English
Žanr: Animation | Adventure | Comedy | Family | Fantasy
Kljucne besede: Lord | Ogre | Donkey | Princess | Fairy Tale
Slogan: The greatest fairy tale never told.
Zgodba: An ogre, in order to regain his swamp, travels along with an annoying donkey in order to bring a princess to a scheming lord, wishing himself King.
Kljucne besede: Lord | Ogre | Donkey | Princess | Fairy Tale
Slogan: The greatest fairy tale never told.
Zgodba: An ogre, in order to regain his swamp, travels along with an annoying donkey in order to bring a princess to a scheming lord, wishing himself King.
Glavni igralci filma Shrek: Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, John Lithgow, Vincent Cassel, Peter Dennis, Clive Pearse, Jim Cummings, Bobby Block, Chris Miller, Cody Cameron, Kathleen Freeman, Michael Galasso, Christopher Knights, Simon J. Smith
Karakterji, ki se pojavljajo v Shrek: White Mike, Chris, Hunter, Sara Ludlow, Lionel (as Curtis Jackson), Gabby, Claude, Jessica Brayson, Molly, Jessicas Mother, Narrator (voice), Mrs. Fong, Nanas Mother, Detective Keminski, Andrew, Lou Ford, Amy Stanton, Joyce Lakeland, Chester Conway, Joe Rothman, Sheriff Bob Maples, Howard Hendricks, Billy Boy Walker, Bum / Stranger, Deputy Jeff Plummer, Johnnie Pappas, Elmer Conway, Waitress, Lou – 13 (as Zachary Josse), Mike – 15, Woody (voice), Buzz Lightyear (voice), Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl (voice), Stinky Pete the Prospector (voice), Mr. Potato Head (voice), Slinky Dog (voice), Rex the Green Dinosaur (voice), Hamm the Piggy Bank (voice), Bo Peep (voice), Al the Toy Collector (voice), Andy (voice), Andys Mom (voice), Mrs. Potato Head (voice), Tour Guide Barbie / Barbie on Backpack (voice), Wheezy the Penguin / Heimlich (voice), Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Fat Bastard, Felicity Shagwell, Basil Exposition, Number Two, Young Number Two, Scott Evil, Frau Farbissina, Mini-Me (as Verne J. Troyer), Vanessa, Robin Swallows, British Colonel, Chinese Teacher (as George Kee Cheung), Chinese Student, Klansman, Klansmans Son – Bobby, Donnie Darko, Eddie Darko, Elizabeth Darko, Samantha Darko, Rose Darko, Frank, Dr. Fisher, Jim Cunningham, Police Officer, Bob Garland, Man in Red Jogging Suit, Joanie James, Cherita Chen, Ronald Fisher, Sean Smith, Shrek (voice), Donkey (voice), Princess Fiona (voice), Lord Farquaad (voice), Monsieur Hood (voice), Ogre Hunter (voice), Ogre Hunter (voice), Captain of Guards (voice), Baby Bear (voice), Geppetto / Magic Mirror (voice), Pinocchio / Three Pigs (voice), Old Woman (voice), Peter Pan (voice), Blind Mouse / Thelonious (voice), Blind Mouse (voice)
Karakterji, ki se pojavljajo v Shrek: White Mike, Chris, Hunter, Sara Ludlow, Lionel (as Curtis Jackson), Gabby, Claude, Jessica Brayson, Molly, Jessicas Mother, Narrator (voice), Mrs. Fong, Nanas Mother, Detective Keminski, Andrew, Lou Ford, Amy Stanton, Joyce Lakeland, Chester Conway, Joe Rothman, Sheriff Bob Maples, Howard Hendricks, Billy Boy Walker, Bum / Stranger, Deputy Jeff Plummer, Johnnie Pappas, Elmer Conway, Waitress, Lou – 13 (as Zachary Josse), Mike – 15, Woody (voice), Buzz Lightyear (voice), Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl (voice), Stinky Pete the Prospector (voice), Mr. Potato Head (voice), Slinky Dog (voice), Rex the Green Dinosaur (voice), Hamm the Piggy Bank (voice), Bo Peep (voice), Al the Toy Collector (voice), Andy (voice), Andys Mom (voice), Mrs. Potato Head (voice), Tour Guide Barbie / Barbie on Backpack (voice), Wheezy the Penguin / Heimlich (voice), Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Fat Bastard, Felicity Shagwell, Basil Exposition, Number Two, Young Number Two, Scott Evil, Frau Farbissina, Mini-Me (as Verne J. Troyer), Vanessa, Robin Swallows, British Colonel, Chinese Teacher (as George Kee Cheung), Chinese Student, Klansman, Klansmans Son – Bobby, Donnie Darko, Eddie Darko, Elizabeth Darko, Samantha Darko, Rose Darko, Frank, Dr. Fisher, Jim Cunningham, Police Officer, Bob Garland, Man in Red Jogging Suit, Joanie James, Cherita Chen, Ronald Fisher, Sean Smith, Shrek (voice), Donkey (voice), Princess Fiona (voice), Lord Farquaad (voice), Monsieur Hood (voice), Ogre Hunter (voice), Ogre Hunter (voice), Captain of Guards (voice), Baby Bear (voice), Geppetto / Magic Mirror (voice), Pinocchio / Three Pigs (voice), Old Woman (voice), Peter Pan (voice), Blind Mouse / Thelonious (voice), Blind Mouse (voice)
Lokacija snemanja: Los Angeles, California, USA
Oblika filma: 1.85 : 1
Datum izdaje: 18 May 2001 (USA)
Oblika filma: 1.85 : 1
Datum izdaje: 18 May 2001 (USA)
Zanimivosti v filmu Shrek: A fairy godmother named Dama Fortuna was originally included in the movie, but was cut out in the beginning of the movies production. She eventually appeared in Shrek 2 (2004).
Napake iz filma Shrek: Continuity: Shrek and Donkey could not have made jokes about Lord Farquaad’s height since they never saw him anywhere before except on a balcony. Shrek has never heard of him before, so cannot have known. (The producers acknowledge this oversight in the DVD commentary.)
Napake iz filma Shrek: Continuity: Shrek and Donkey could not have made jokes about Lord Farquaad’s height since they never saw him anywhere before except on a balcony. Shrek has never heard of him before, so cannot have known. (The producers acknowledge this oversight in the DVD commentary.)
Zanimivi citati iz filma Shrek:
[whispering to the mob after roaring at them] Shrek: This is the part where you run away.
Pinocchio: Im not a puppet. Im a real boy. [nose grows] Captain of Guards: Five schillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.
Donkey: You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you aint never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha.
Donkey: Wow, that was really scary and if you dont mind me saying, if that dont work, your breath will certainly get the job done, cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something cause your breath STINKS.
Donkey: And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin outta my butt that day!
Shrek: Well its no wonder you dont have any friends. The Donkey: Wow, only a true friend would be that truely honest.
Donkey: Whoa. Look at that. Whod wanna live in a place like that? Shrek: That would be my home. Donkey: Oh and it is LOVELY. You know, youre really quite a decorator. Its amazing what youve done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.
Shrek: Oh no no no, dead broad OFF THE TABLE! Dwarf: Well where are we supposed to put her? The beds taken. Shrek: What? Big Bad Wolf: [dressed as Grandmother in bed] What?
[eyeing the "KEEP OUT" signs surrounding Shreks home] Donkey: You, uh… you dont entertain much, do you? Shrek: I like my privacy. Donkey: Yknow, me too. Thats another thing we have in common. I hate it when youve got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they wont leave, and then theres that big awkward silence… [big awkward silence ensues] Donkey: … Can I stay with you?
Donkey: Can I stay with you? Please? Shrek: Of course. Donkey: Really? Shrek: NO. Donkey: Please. I dont wanna go back there. You dont know what its like to be considered a freak… Well, maybe you do, but thats why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay!
Donkey: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, Im making waffles!
[the seven dwarves have placed Snow White in the table] Shrek: Oh, no no no no. Dead broad OFF the table…
Little Pig: He hooffed und he poooffed und he… signed an eviction notice.
Lord Farquaad: Run, run, run as fast as you can. You cant catch me, Im the Gingerbread Man. Gingerbread Man: Youre a monster.
Lord Farquaad: Im not the monster here, you are. You and the rest of that fairy tale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me, where are the others? Gingerbread Man: Eat me! [spits]
Lord Farquaad: [Wiping spit from his face] Ive tried to be fair to you creatures, now my patience has reached its end! Tell me or Ill… Gingerbread Man: NO! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons! Lord Farquaad: Alright then! Whos hiding them? Gingerbread Man: Ok. Ill tell you. Do you know… the muffin man? Lord Farquaad: The muffin man? Gingerbread Man: The muffin man. Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. W-who lives on Drewery Lane? Gingerbread Man: Well, shes married to the muffin man. Lord Farquaad: The muffin man? Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN! Lord Farquaad: Shes married to the muffin man…
Lord Farquaad: Evening. Mirror, mirror, on the wall / Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? Magic Mirror: Well, technically, youre not a king. Lord Farquaad: Thelonius? [Thelonius the Executioner smashes a small looking glass] Lord Farquaad: You were saying? Magic Mirror: [nervous] Er, I mean youre not a king YET…
Magic Mirror: Our first bachelorette is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot-tubbing any time. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Lets hear it for Cinderella! Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the Land of Fantasy. Although she lives with seven other men, shes not easy. Just kiss her frozen, dead lips and find out what a live wire she is. Give it up for Snow White! And last but not least is a fiery redhead who lives in a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by a boiling lake of lava. But dont let that cool you off. Shes a loaded pistol who likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona!
[while looking at Lord Farquaads huge castle] Shrek: Do you think hes maybe compensating for something?
Puppets at the Information Center: [singing] / Welcome to Duloc / Such a perfect town / Here we have some rules / Let us lay them down / Dont make waves / Stay in line / And well get along fine / Duloc is a perfect place / Please keep off of the grass / Shine your shoes / Wipe your… FACE. / Duloc is, Duloc is / Duloc is a perfect… place. Donkey: Wow. Lets do that again.
Donkey: I just know, before this is over, Im gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin.
[Donkey keeps humming] Shrek: All right, youre going the right way for a smack bottom.
Lord Farquaad: Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.
[Shrek enters the tournament] Lord Farquaad: Whats that? Its hideous. Shrek: Well, thats not very nice. [looks at Donkey] Shrek: Its just a donkey.
Shrek: Thank you, thank you very much. Im here til Thursday. Try the veal.
Donkey: Okay, let me get this straight: you gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaadll give you back your swamp, which you only dont have cos he filled it full of freaks in the first place, is that about right?
Shrek: Ogres are like onions. Donkey: They stink? Shrek: Yes. No. Donkey: Oh, they make you cry. Shrek: No. Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin little white hairs. Shrek: NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. [sighs] Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions.
[Shrek and Donkey are on their way to rescue Fiona, Donkey sniffs the air] Donkey: Man, you gotta warn somebody before you crack one like that. My mouth was open and everything. Shrek: Donkey, if that was me, youd be dead. Thats brimstone… we must be getting close Donkey: Yeah, right, brimstone, dont be talking about no brimstone. I know what I smelt and it wasnt no brimstone and it didnt come off no stone neither.
Shrek: Sure its big enough… but look at the location.
Donkey: Shrek, remember when you said that ogres have layers? Shrek: Oh, aye? Donkey: Well, I have a bit of a confession to make. Donkeys dont have layers. We wear our fear right there on our sleeves. Shrek: Wait a second, donkeys dont have sleeves. Donkey: You know what I mean. Shrek: Oh, you cant tell me youre afraid of heights? Donkey: No, Im just uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge, over a *boiling lake of lava*.
Donkey: Ill find those stairs. Ill whip their butt, too. Those stairs wont know which way theyre going.
[Shrek and Donkey are crossing a wooden bridge over a moat of lava] Donkey: Dont look down, dont look down, dont look down. Keep on moving, dont look down… [a board under Donkey breaks, causing him to look down] Donkey: Shrek, Im looking down.
Shrek: Thatll do, Donkey. Thatll do.
Donkey: So where is this fire-breathin pain in the neck, anyway? Shrek: In the tower, waiting for us to rescue her. Donkey: I was talkin about the dragon, Shrek.
Shrek: Donkey, two things okay? Shut… up.
Shrek: Go over there and see if you can find any stairs. Donkey: Stairs? I thought we was lookin for the Princess. Shrek: The Princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. Donkey: How do you know that? Shrek: I read it in a book once.
Donkey: …take drastic steps, kick it to the curb. Dont mess wit me. Im the Stair Master. Ive mastered the stairs. I wish I had a step right here, right now, Id step all over it.
[to the dragon] Donkey: Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean white sparkly teeth, I know you probably hear this all the time from your food but you must bleach or something, cause thats one dazzling smile you got there and do I detect a hint of minty freshness?
[to dragon] Donkey: Why of course youre a girl dragon. Youre just reeking of feminine beauty… hey, whats the matter wit you, you got somethin in your eye?
[Shrek rescues Fiona] Princess Fiona: What are you doing? You know, you should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed. Shrek: Youve had a lot of time to plan this, havent you?
Princess Fiona: You didnt slay the dragon? Shrek: Its on my “to do” list. Now come on. Princess Fiona: But this isnt right. Youre meant to charge in, sword drawn, banner flying-thats what all the other knights did. Shrek: Yeah, right before they burst into flame.
Princess Fiona: What kind of a knight are you? Shrek: One of a kind.
Donkey: Hi, princess. Princess Fiona: It talks. Shrek: Yeah, but its getting him to shut up thats the trick.
The Donkey: All right, I hope you heard that? She called me a “noble steed.” She thinks Im a steed.
Princess Fiona: The battle is won. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight. Shrek: Uh, no. Princess Fiona: Why not? Shrek: I have helmet hair. Princess Fiona: Please. I wouldst look upon the face of my rescuer. Shrek: Oh, no, you wouldnt… tst. Princess Fiona: But… how will you kiss me? Shrek: What? That wasnt in the job description. The Donkey: Maybe its a perk.
Donkey: You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now.
[Donkey and Shrek are looking at constellations in the night sky] The Donkey: So, uh, are there any donkeys up there? Shrek: Well, theres, um, Gabby, the Small and Annoying. The Donkey: Okay, okay, I see it now. The big shiny one, right there. That one there? Shrek: Thats the moon. The Donkey: Oh, okay.
[Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona are in the forest. Shrek burps] The Donkey: Shrek. Shrek: What? Its a compliment. Better out than in, I always say. The Donkey: But thats no way to behave in front of a princess. [Fiona burps louder] Princess Fiona: Thanks. The Donkey: [to Shrek] Shes as nasty as you are.
Shrek: Hold the phone.
Princess Fiona: Well, when one lives alone, one has to learns these things in case theres… [points] Princess Fiona: THERES AN ARROW IN YOUR BUTT. Shrek: What? [looks at arrow] Shrek: Oh, would you look at that.
Donkey: Dont die, Shrek. And if you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light.
[looking for a certain type of flower] Donkey: Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Man, this would be so much easier if I wasnt COLOR-BLIND!
[Donkey thinks hes dying] The Donkey: Oh man. I cant feel my toes. [Looks down and yelps] The Donkey: I dont have any toes. [Sits down] The Donkey: I think I need a hug.
Princess Fiona: By night one way, by day another / This shall be the norm / Until you find true loves first kiss / Then… take loves true form.
The Donkey: Cmon, princess, youre not that ugly. All right, you are ugly. But youre only like this at night. Shreks ugly 24/7.
[Shrek repeatedly thanks the Donkey] The Donkey: Stop it, nobody likes a kiss-ass.
Donkey: You love this woman, dont ya? Shrek: Yes. Donkey: Do you wanna hold her? Shrek: Yes. Donkey: Please her? Shrek: Yes. Donkey: Then ya gotta, gotta try a little *tenderness*! Chicks love that romantic crap.
Princess Fiona: I wanted to show you before. [turns into an ogre] Shrek: Well, er, *that* explains a lot.
[Shrek bursts into Fionas and Farquaads wedding] Lord Farquaad: Now really, its rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?
Donkey: Aright, nobody move. Ive got a dragon and Im not afraid to use it. [gasps from villagers and guards in the church] Donkey: Im a donkey on the edge.
[the dragon has eaten Lord Farquaad and spits out his crown] Donkey: Huh, celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?
Shrek: Fiona? Are you all right? [Stands up and looks at herself, then at Shrek] Princess Fiona: Yes. But, I dont understand. Im supposed to be beautiful. Shrek: But you are beautiful. [They kiss and live happily ever after]
Gingerbread Man: God bless us, everyone.
[first lines] [Shrek is reading a book in the outside toilet] Shrek: Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by loves first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragons keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love, and true loves first kiss. [tears out a page and laughs] Shrek: Like thats ever gonna happen. What a load of… [flushes toilet and comes out]
Princess Fiona: Wait. Where are you going? Shrek: Well, I have to save my ass.
Shrek: Does anyone know where this Farquaad guy is? [Donkey jumps up and down, shouting out like a young child] Donkey: Oh, I know. I know where he is. Shrek: Does anyone else know where to find him? Donkey: Pick me! Pick me! Me! Me!
Donkey: Where there is a will there is a way, and I have a way. [Donkey whistles and the dragon appears in the sky]
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, “Lets get some parfait,” they say, “Hell no, I dont like no parfait”? Parfaits are delicious. Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye-bye. See ya later.
Donkey: Youre so wrapped up in layers onion boy, your afraid of your own feelings. Shrek: Go away Donkey: There you are doing it again, just like you did to Fiona, all she ever did was like you maybe even love you.
Shrek: If I treat you so badly, then why are you still here? Donkey: Because thats what friends do, they FORGIVE EACH OTHER.
Donkey: Parfaits gotta be the tastiest thing on the whole damn planet.
[Shrek sneaks up on a mob about to storm his swamp] Villager 1: Do you know what that thing could do? Villager 2: Itll grind your bones for its bread. Shrek: Well, actually, that would be a giant. Now ogres, oh, theyre much worse. Theyll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. Theyll shave your liver, squeeze the jelly from your eyes… Actually, its quite good on toast.
Gingerbread Man: NOT MY BUTTONS. Not my gum-drop buttons.
Shrek: Little donkey. Take a look at me, what am I? Donkey: Really tall? Shrek: No. Im an ogre. You know, grab your torch and pitchfork. Doesnt that bother you? Donkey: Nope. Shrek: Really? Donkey: Really, Really. Man I like you. Whats your name? Shrek: Er, Shrek.
Princess Fiona: [to Shrek] Im supposed to be rescued by my *true love*, not by some ogre and his *pet*! Donkey: Well, so much for “noble steed”!
Captain of Guards: [to Shrek] You there! Ogre! Shrek: Aye? Captain of Guards: [to both Shrek and Donkey] By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement. Shrek: Oh, really? You and what army? [the Captain looks behind him and notices that his army had run away and he does the same]
Shrek: [to Donkey] I already told you, didnt I? Youre not coming home with me! I live alone! *My* swamp! ME! Nobody else, understand? *Nobody*! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, TALKING *DONKEYS*! Donkey: But I thought… Shrek: [interrupting] Yeah, well, you know what? You thought wrong.
Shrek: Hey, Im nobodys messenger boy, all right? Im a delivery boy.
[Blind Mouse is on Shreks shoulder, sniffing] Blind Mouse: I found some cheese. [Blind Mouse bites Shrek in the ear] Shrek: Ow! Blind Mouse: Ugh! Awful stuff.
The Donkey: Wait a minute, I know whats going on. Youre afraid of the dark. Princess Fiona: Why… yes! The Donkey: Dont worry, princess. I used to be afraid of the dark until… No, wait. Im still afraid of the dark.
The Donkey: [waking up] Uh… Whatd I miss? Whatd I miss? [suddenly notices the guards walking by] The Donkey: [trying to throw his voice] Who said that? Couldnt have been the donkey.
Princess Fiona: [as ogre] Donkey, shh, shh. Its me… in this body. Donkey: [gasps] Oh, my God, you ate the princess!
Merry Men: [singing] Ta da, da da da da – whoo! Monsieur Hood: I steal from the rich and give to the needy… Merry Man: He takes a wee percentage… Monsieur Hood: But Im not greedy – I rescue pretty damsels, man Im good! Merry Men: What a guy, ha ha, Monsieur Hood! Monsieur Hood: Break it down… [Merry Men Irish step dance] Monsieur Hood: I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid… Merry Men: What hes basically saying is he likes to get… Monsieur Hood: Paid! Monsieur Hood: So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush, thats bad. Merry Man: [joining in] Thats bad, thats bad, thats bad! Monsieur Hood: When a beautys with a beast it makes me awfully mad! Merry Men: Hes mad, hes really, really mad! Monsieur Hood: Now Ill take my blade and ram it through your heart Keep your eyes on me, boys, Cause Im about to start… [Fiona swoops in and kicks him - the music stops] Princess Fiona: Man, that was annoying!
Donkey: You know what, Shrek? I think this whole wall thing is to keep somebody out. Shrek: No! You think? Donkey: Are you hiding something? Shrek: Let it go, Donkey. Donkey: Oh, this is one of those onion things, isnt it? Shrek: No, its one of those drop-it-and-leave-it-alone things. Donkey: Why wont you talk about it? Shrek: Why do you want to talk about it? Donkey: Then why are you blocking? Shrek: Im not blocking. Donkey: Oh, yes you are. Shrek: Donkey, Im warning you. Donkey: Just who are you trying to keep away? Just tell me that, Shrek? Shrek: Everyone! All right? Donkey: Oh, now were getting somewhere.
Donkey: [the bridge is swaying] Dont do that! Shrek: Dont do what? Oh, you mean this? [makes the bridge sway] Donkey: Yes, that! Shrek: Yes. Yes, do it. Okay. [sways the bridge some more] Donkey: No, Shrek!
Captain of Guards: Next! What have you got? Old Woman: Well, I have a talking donkey. Captain of Guards: Really? Well, thats good for ten shillings… if you can prove it. Old Woman: Go ahead, little fella. [Donkey says nothing] Captain of Guards: Well? Old Woman: Hes just a little nervous. Hes really quite the chatter box. Talk, you stupid dolt… Captain of Guards: Ive heard enough. Guards! Old Woman: He can talk, really. Old Woman: [moves Donkeys mouth while trying to throw her voice] I can talk. I love to talk. Im the talkingest thing you ever saw. Captain of Guards: Get her out of my sight.
Shrek: Cant we just settle this over a pint?
Shrek: And that one, thats Throwback, the only ogre to spit over three wheat fields. Donkey: Okay, I see it. Hey, Shrek. Can you tell my future from these stars? Shrek: The stars dont tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories. That one is Bloodnut, the Flatulent. You can guess what hes famous for. Donkey: Okay, now I know youre making that up Shrek: No, see? Thats him, and this is the group of hunters running away from his stench. Donkey: Man, that aint nothing but a bunch of little dots.
Baby Bear: This cage is too small.
[last lines] Donkey: Oh, thats funny. Oh. Oh. I cant breathe. I cant breathe.
Princess Fiona: Shreks hurt. The Donkey: What? Shreks hurt? Oh, no, Shreks gonna die! Shrek: Donkey, Im fine. The Donkey: You cant die on me, Shrek! Im too young for you to die! Keep your feet elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anybody know the Heimlich?
Shrek: [fighting over a log] Stubborn *jackass*! The Donkey: Smelly *ogre*!
[Dragon, having a crush on Donkey, is cuddling him] Donkey: [desperately talking] I dont want to rush into a… physical relationship… Im not that emotionally ready for a… uh… commitment of this… uh… magnitude! Really, thats the word Im looking for, magnitude… Huh! Hey, that is unwanted physical contact! Hey! Whatre you doing? Okay, okay, okay… lets just back up a little and take this one step at a time… I mean, we should really get to know each other first, you know, as friends or maybe even as pen pals, you know, coz Im on the road a lot, but I just love to get a card… Hey, hey, hey, dont do that, thats my *tail*, thats my personal tail, youre gonna tear it off! I dont give permission to… Hey, whatre you gonna do with that? Oh, no, no, no, no… no!
Donkey: Okay, so heres another question: Say theres a woman who digs you, right, but you really dont like her *that* quick – now how do you let her down real easy so her feelings arent hurt, but you dont get burnt to a crispy piece? How do you do that? Princess Fiona: Just tell her shes not your true love!
Donkey: Hey, whats your problem, Shrek, what you got against the whole world anyway, huh? Shrek: Look, Im not the one with the problem, okay? Its the world that seems to have a problem with *me*! People take one look at me and go “Aargh! Help! Run! A big stupid ugly ogre!” They judge me before they even know me – thats why Im better off alone…
[Shrek and Fiona are having dinner on the last day of their journey] Princess Fiona: Mmmm… This is good… mmm… this is really good… what is it? Shrek: A weed rat, cooked rotisserie style! Princess Fiona: No kidding… Oh, this is delicious! Shrek: Well, theyre also great in stews – now I dont mean to brag, but I make a MEAN weedrat stew! [They both look over at the kingdom of Duloc] Princess Fiona: I guess Ill be dining a little differently tomorrow night… Shrek: Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime… Ill cook all kinds of stuff for you – swamp toad soup, fish eye tartar, you name it! Princess Fiona: Id like that… [he sucks up a weedrat tail, and awkwardly laughs. She smiles back at him, and their eyes meet. In the background, a love ballad, "You Belong To Me," plays] Shrek: Um… Princess? Princess Fiona: Yes… Shrek? Shrek: I… um… I was wondering… are you… um… are you going to eat that? [he makes a gesture of frustration when she isnt looking. She places the weedrat in his hand, and they lean towards each other... ]
Shrek: Um… Fiona? Princess Fiona: Yes, Shrek? Shrek: I… I love you. Princess Fiona: Really? Shrek: Really, really! Princess Fiona: Mmmm… I love you too. [they kiss. Thalonius writes "Awwww" on a cue card for the audience. Fiona floats up in the air and her enchantment breaks in a blaze of light... ]
Shrek: Whatre the flowers for? Princess Fiona: Getting rid of Donkey.
Donkey: We can stay up late, watch Scary Movies, and in the morning, Im making waffles!
Lord Farquaad: [Slowly and dramatically to the looking glass] Magic… mirror… on… the wa… Gingerbread Man: DONT TELL HIM ANYTHING!
Donkey: What about parfait? Everybody loves parfait!
Donkey: I dont get it, Shrek. Why didnt you just pull some of that ogre stuff on him? You know, throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, grind his bones to make your bread? You know, the whole ogre trip. Shrek: Oh, I know. Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village, put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleens and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you? Donkey: Uh, no, not really, no.
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Shrek is completely new. Never has a fully CGI movie taken on the twists, turns, and surprises as Shrek has. It’s a full parody of numerous fairytales, and its humor is, well, humor at its best. Grown men will laugh at the jokes of Farquaad’s Stature and the hidden meaning behind every little comment. Of course Shrek, like all other movies, has its emotional moments (so what if I lied about it being completely new?). And these moments aren’t cheesy or anything. They are kind of funny, but at the time of viewing you won’t really feel like laughing. You’ll feel like the characters.
Like its CGI, Shrek has taken a new dimension. It stretches out. You’re in the movie. No, wait, you’re watching a movie. It’s so hard to tell. The characters are so real, so lifelike, it makes you feel you’re there. The environments are realistic, yet still animated. The wind whispers through the grasslands and the characters’ hair; the lightning and clouds are really there… aren’t they?
I was stunned and absorbed in this movie. And unlike other movies, it has more than just CGI. It’s actually got a plot. And what a plot it’s got! This one is totally new. Shrek is ordered to rescue a princess from the fiery keep guarded by a dragon in order to clear out his swamp of the menacing fairytale creatures.
But it doesn’t stop there. The movie is full of surprises and stretches on further into what actually happens after. The dialogue demands your attention throughout the movie, and then the dragon comes in. Whenever you see the dragon, you’ll know good things are bound to happen (but not necessarily for the characters in the movie). The dragon is a comic relief, but still provides most of the action in the movie. She chases Donkey and Shrek through the keep, she flies to help rescue Fiona from a despicable marriage, and she even has the satisfaction of swallowing a midget.
Now some disputes have arisen about certain things. But I must say what I always say: this is only a movie, and it has no deeper meaning (despite the parodies). Take it as it is. There can be nothing offensive from Shrek unless you have something against overthrowing tyrants and good-natured humor.
I must take a moment to speak about Donkey. He is, and always will be, one of my most favorite characters in the world of movies. Eddie Murphy was, no doubt, the perfect actor for him. He is so funny, so unique, and so… fluffy. What a perfect donkey! His design is flawless and his dialogue perfect. I can find nothing bad about this character.
Shrek is perfect for everybody to see. The little ones will love the vivid colors and lush landscapes. The adults will enjoy this as well as the intelligent humor and deep plot. And no one could dislike the arrangement of songs. They fit really nice into the movie. Harry Gregson-Williams and John Powell’s composed music is impressive (especially the theme for Escape from the Dragon).
Shrek is brilliant moviemaking. With a groundbreaking DVD, an all-star cast, great music, excellent graphics, and a great parodized yet original plot and storyline, Shrek is no doubt one of the best movies I’ve ever seen.
9 OUT OF 10!!!! We went to catch the matinee preview of “Shrek”. We were still giggling by the time we got home afterwards. Two hours later, we dragged a friend out and went back for the evening show. Some of the shock value was lost, but we caught a few of the background sight gags we missed the first time, and anticipation of some of the other scenes had us in tears before they even happened. Interesting to see the different audience reactions of different age groups, too. This is a *very* funny movie, but it should be noted that most of the kiddy humour is on the burp/fart and yucky dining habits level – Shrek is rather closely related to Raymond Briggs’ Fungus the Bogeyman without the orange mohawk. The dialogue and main action quips are mainly aimed at adults and sophisticated kids. One little voice in the afternoon audience piping up “WHAT’s he compensating for?” cracked me up…
Be warned that this movie is a non-stop send-up of all things Disney. If predictability and saccharine is your cup of tea, you may not like it. On the other hand, if you are cynical about theme parks and like the idea of fairytale classics getting the Monty Python treatment, you’ll love it. Every time a scene looks familiar, it means it is about to go pear-shaped. And it’s not just old classics that get the treatment. I spotted (mis)quotes from films that are just being released, both Disney and non-Disney. You name it, it gets an affectionate pie in the face at some point in “Shrek”.
As a fairytale, however offbeat, “Shrek” is tighter plotted and better characterised than most Hollywood dross.The parodic twists, a love story subplot that owes more to Shakespeare’s comedies than fairytale formula, and the “ugly is the new beautiful” Message more than make up for the derivativeness due to extensive quotation.
As for the acting, confinement to voice-overs keeps the egos of Myers and Murphy in check, and they do a fantastic job as the big fat green smelly recluse and the obnoxiously manic donkey respectively. Diaz is great as a feisty princess who reminds me of Lloyd Alexander’s Eilonwy crossed with Lara Croft. Lithgow’s Farquaad is a wonderful Bad Guy, modelled on Olivier’s Richard III apart from his Little Problem being different. And the Fairytale Creatures…excellent, all of them. The graphics, of course, are state of the art for at least another 2 weeks. We’re talking freckles, skin pores and stubble, pupil dilation, and amazing light-and-shade. They had to tone down the realism of the humanoids to stop them looking creepily android-like.
Highly recommended, except for overly precious schmalz addicts.
Shrek is a movie like no other. It stands alone in its appeal to people of all ages and in its presentation of comedy, romance, and creative story line. Shrek is a delightful comedy about a crude ogre, an energetic princess, a witty donkey and an uptight ruler. The movie has a brilliant story line, following the path of an initially moody ogre as he discovers friendship and love all in the face of hysterical comedy. The story line is layered for different levels of understanding; it is an enjoyable film for people of all ages. One clever tool Shrek uses to humor the audience is its spoof on other fairy tales. In one scene, Princess Fiona’s singing causes a bluebird to explode. And in another scene, the Magic Mirror’s description of Snow White is “She may live with seven men, but don’t be fooled, she’s not easy.” While these subtle comedic lines amuse adults, it is the simple humor, such as the movie opening with the ogre sitting in a swamp “farting,” that amuses children. The amazing cast of Shrek, including Eddie Murphy and Mike Myers does a great job of living up to their comedic expectations. Shrek has something for everyone; it is a great animated tale that is wonderful for adults and children alike.
“Shrek” is fun. People who haven’t seen this movie, and are wary of seeing what’s popular, should give it a try. It’s worth watching, and will probably win you over.
Taking a Fractured Fairy Tale approach to a “Beauty And The Beast”-type plot, throwing in a few mild profanities, flatulence jokes, and Michael Myers’ over-the-top faux-Scots accent, “Shrek” shows off a very snarky humor, full of jokes that will likely go over the heads of a cartoon’s target audience while registering with their parents. ‘Sure it’s big enough, but look at the location,’ Shrek observes upon seeing a giant castle in the middle of nowhere. The kids, though, will love ‘Shrek’ every bit as much. It’s impossible not to be carried along by its merry madness.
Myers, as the title character, is certainly easier to take than he was in his last Austin Powers movie, his voice work registering real tenderness as well as the expected laughs as a misunderstood ogre who would rather tell a group of frightened villagers about the cruelties he will inflict on them and their dead bodies than cause those villagers any genuine harm. He’s a bit of a softie, actually, and scared to let anyone know it.
Cameron Diaz is as beautiful to listen to hear as she is to look at in her other films. Her character, Princess Fiona, doesn’t have as much room to shine as Shrek (the balance turns out better in the sequel) but she does well with what she’s given.
The comic highpoints in terms of voice characterization is Eddie Murphy as Shrek’s donkey companion and John Lithgow as nasty Lord Farquaad, who wants to rid his domain of Duloc of all fairy tale creatures. Murphy never stops being funny even as he helps set up key plot moments; in fact he’s never been this funny since the first “Beverly Hills Cop” movie. “We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles,” the donkey tells a much put-upon Shrek, and you still laugh the fifth time you hear it. Lithgow just makes you smile whenever he opens his mouth, like when he grills a hapless gingerbread man in such a convoluted way it turns into a nursery-rhyme recitation.
Why exactly Farquaad is grilling this gingerbread man so closely isn’t clear, and there are similar plot holes throughout the movie. Shrek may be too tame a character; we never really feel any worry around him. The donkey falls into a relationship with a dragon that screams “plot convenience,” and there are strange little bits of cruelty, like turning a frog and snake into balloons, which just is thrown out there and let be.
But the central story, about how Shrek and Fiona struggle to overcome the odds and find true love, is really sweet and well-rendered. The animation is spectacular, a revolution for the eyes in its deep-dish panoramas and remarkable attention to textures. And the jokes keep flying, the major ones as well as hilarious bits of filigree you won’t notice the first or second time but reward you for paying attention.
This is not a Disney movie, something “Shrek” makes very clear not only with its PG-13 humor but its knocks at Disney characters like Snow White and at the Magic Kingdom in the form of Duloc, where an array of “It’s A Small World”-type dolls lecture Shrek and Donkey on all the things NOT to do. Frankly, “Shrek” could use a little injection of Disney heart, but Disney could use some of this picture’s freshness as well. A very charming movie worth your time.
Shrek is a green ogre who lives in a swamp, but his king sends him on a mission which he must complete to get his own land back.
You only have to watch ten minutes of this film to realise that this is going to be a classic. Eddie Murphy being employed as a wisecracking donkey was a casting dream and plays well against the more plain Shrek, voiced by Mike Myers.
Ok the plot is old, new, borrowed and blue (all recaps and references to fairy tales), but I don’t care. It is all so much good fun and better than that, the kind of thing that can be enjoyed by young and old, male or female. It is really a dream of movie and some brilliant pop tunes are employed that really work fantastically against the images. Real tear-to-the-eye stuff.
A real bliss-out of a movie and all parties should be congratulated for making it so great. A real DVD buyer, because it can be enjoyed over and over again. Bring on the follow up, I can’t wait.
Shrek is one hell of an animated ride, and right when you’re certain you know where to expect the next gag it one ups you. If you need a reason to see Shrek, here is that reason: imagine Eddie Murphy as an annoying not to mention obnoxious talking donkey. Yeah. Eddie Murphy gives Robin Williams a serious run for his money in terms of greatest animated side kick. From there we get Mike Myers voicing a big green ogre, who plays off Eddie Murphy with perfect comedic timing like the two were meant to do this film together.
Shrek is merciless in its humor. Targeting everything from fairy tales to Disney films to narrative clichés to bad puns, sliding in its own commentary, all the while giving the typical fantasy story a few modern twists and turns to deliver a strangely original unoriginal story with original unoriginal characters . . . that doesn’t make sense, but Shrek does, does it well, and doesn’t care. And you never know where this humor is going to come from, either – either visual gag, musical nod, or spoken dialogue. All three provide their share of narrative and commentary to the concepts in Shrek.
I think the beauty of Shrek is it’s taken the typical fairy tale (which all of us have heard), and it answers the silly ‘what if . . .’ and ‘why don’t they ever . . .’ questions we tend to ask. But that’s not the core of the story – the core of this story is the friendship between Shrek and Donkey, which works in a funny goofball, but touching and unique way. If the audience can buy into Shrek and Donkey’s relationship to one another, then they can believe entire film (which more or less focuses on the adventure the two share together). True, Shrek has a love theme . . . but it’s Donkey and Shrek who sustain the film through most of the picture.
As for Cameran Diaz and John Lithgow, while not on screen as much as our two heroes, still play an important role. I wouldn’t want to downplay Lithgow and Diaz who do bring their respective characters to life, but Shrek is a tale about an enduring friendship with a romance story on the side.
I’m not one of those persons who praises “Shrek” all the time as one of the greatest movies ever made, like many other persons seem to do. Quite frankly I never really understood what the hype was all about. But still you have to give credit to this movie, it’s very entertaining and fun to watch over and over again.
A good sidekick is always important, especially in an animated movie. A good sidekick can make the movie better but a bad sidekick can really ruin a movie. “Shrek” doesn’t have a good sidekick…it has an excellent sidekick! Donkey is a wonderful and entertaining character thanks to Eddie Murphy who voiced him. The other main voices are provided by Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz and John Lithgow.
Further more I would like to add that I absolutely love the character Pinocchio in this movie.
The story is told in a good way with a nice pace, I especially like how subtle some Disney movies and characters are spoofed. But for some reason I never really found the story in general that very appealing.
The movie is well animated and it shows that DreamWorks is a worthy competitor for Pixar.
The music is good and takes the movie to an higher level and I’m not just talking about the evergreen songs but also about the movie soundtrack by John Powell and Harry Gregson-Williams who know how to compose a good and fun score for animated movies.
Although it’s getting more credit than it really deserves, it’s still a fun and entertaining animated movie.
8/10
Shrek is an awesome movie! Based in the ordinary fairy tales,the main thing here is to break the rules and the enchantment of those stories and show it all in a different way; Why the prince needs to be so perfect? Why the princess needs to be so beautiful?Why they need to live in a perfect castle?Why can’t the royals be problematic? All of these answers are more than answered in Shrek. By the way, this is a movie with lots of humor.
So, be prepare to laugh. (Donkey is annoying, but the biggest part of the fun comes from him!)
Ps: All the cast is great as well. I already know Eddie Murphy’s and Mike’s(Myers)abilities as comedians,but I could never imagine that Cameron Diaz could be so perfect to do Fiona! Her voice is really cute, and I really cannot imagine a better one for Fiona ,than Cameron Diaz ‘s voice!